"WHAT SHOULD I EAT ON MY TRIP?" YOU ASK

• SOMETHING IN THE WATER - Well there are many people who don't believe this but, you can live on that grass growing in your back yard. Have you ever seen a dog eating grass? There's a reason why. You can live on that stuff. This is not to be taken as medical advice, but you can make you a nice drink with that grass growing around your house that's perfect for that twenty year trip back in time you'll have.

• CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITIES - There are a number of people who wouldn't touch those tree seeds at all. Fret not, you who are hungry for nourishment. If it can make itself into a huge tree, imagine what it can do for you. Grind that up into a powder and you will be singing with the angels in no time. I like mine with a little dust of the earth. You better believe there isn't a better meal around for that space flight.

• STONE IMPLANTS - Tired of everyone having better skin than you? When you go back in time you better work on your looks. Try some of these stone implants on for size. The ladies (or men in such case) really will melt when you walk in with your Onyx look. Don't you think that captain of the football team will be jealous when you take his girlfriend and still have your childhood sweetheart? You bet.

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