Friday, December 26, 2008

I Have a Red and White Lapp Hat with a White Ball on Top

Can you guess who I am really? I wear a Red and White Lapp Hat with a White Ball on top and I have helpers who move me around. I am not plump because I work all the time and I don't eat fat because it makes me sick. If I leave the house, I usually have people escorting me back home. I work really hard trying to make nice things at the fireplace so that no one will have problems with their durable goods. My coat isn't Red and White but more like Army Green and I fight for the rights of the individual. Some people say that I am the only one who fights, but I don't see it that way. If you see me you will probably notice my bright headgear first, but you would not say that I am extraordinary. I will defend you if I can but I usually feel inadequate to the task. I am your best friend but you never talk to me. I am awake most of the time because I cannot sleep until I find out exactly what is the problem with the world. I am Santa's helper, that is what I am. You would never believe it but I have seen the Great Chariot in the Sky, and my supervisor is very Jolly. I may never be as strong as he is, nor will I probably be as generous or kind, but I make my best effort. Some people call it trying. I believe that I can help though, and Santa, if you are out there, I want you to know that I will still be here if you need me. It's a hard life to lead, but I am letting you know that I will help when I can. Remember me Santa. I am just a lowly Elf in your workforce. Remember me please. . .


Friday, December 05, 2008

Thanks from the BUBI Response Team

We here at Response @ are pleased to announce our latest statistical data on how successful soliciting people's book ideas have been. It was surprising to find out that NONE of the respondents had ANY book ideas whatsoever, at least from what the statistical data shows. It is good to know that people don't just give their book ideas away. Back at the planet that I came from, you were forced to submit your book idea, and you better like it or else. After the Grand Leader would receive your book idea, you were punished anyway. As your BUBI leader, I am pleased to announce that there shouldn't be anymore torture for having a book idea. In your world I think it is called the Constitution of the United States that guarantees these freedoms. That is why my intention is to fulfill my obligation to your faithfulness, by submitting to this Constitution so that I can be heard without punishment. What a wonderful country this must be.


Thursday, April 03, 2008

Nicstone's Quest

Nicstone's Quest -
Science Fiction

Chapter 1 - Setting Stones

The Stones

Moving Fileo's Stones

Chapter 2 - The Arrangement

Discovering the Stone

The Making of a Hero

The Bending of the Tree

It's a Tree's World

Traveling Without Leaving

The Finish on the Stone

Chapter 3 - The Spirit of the Tree Decides

Nicstone's Sundries

Suspicious Fileo

Fileo Loses Control

The Accessors Opinion

Trial by Box

Chapter 4 - Seeing the Big Picture

The Framing

All Should Have Help

Fileo Finds Friends

Fileo Owns Up

Time For Male Bonding

Chapter 5 - Two Places at Once

Immobilized Yet Active

Medical Uses

Caught in His Own Trap

Chapter 6 - The Mind's Eye

There Should Be No Mistakes

Perhaps Fileo is Too Persuasive

Family Time

Chapter 7 - Statistics Show the Work

The Return of the Other Side

Mrs. Nicstone? Is This True?

Fileo is Showing Signs

Ranching With The Esoteric

Onward and Upward

Chapter 8 - Filling in the Blanks

Triplicate please

The Christening of the "Yacht"

Caught in His Own Net

Chapter 9 - The Call of The Filed

Let the Record Show

The Return of the Great Spirit

The Strongest Bond

Chapter 10 - Renewing Their Secrets

Forward in Reverse (the vows)

Marriage of Ideas

Structure, Senses, and Sounds

Chapter 11 - History Repeats Itself

Chiming in for The Community

Compare and Despair

Chapter 12 - The Revisiting

The Times Had Changed

Gallina's Initiation

Call to Duty

Chapter 13 - Trust Knows No Bounds

Spiritual Awakening

Nature Sings as it Brings

An Unlikely Consequence

Chapter 14 - True Files

Dorina Under the Microscope

Electricity Frightened Caleo

Inventing a Perfect Mate

Not So Familiar Faces

Chapter 15 - Everything Comes to a Close

The Wreckers

The Faux Furrier

Dynamics of a Family Torn

Chapter 16 - The Gangs' All Here

Misfits and Scoundrels

Having Fun is Criminal Now

Taking the Reunion to Town

Chapter 17 -The Able Man Gets to Stay

Mayor Fileo Nicstone

The Dispersal

The Animal Kingdom Vs. Food Chain

Striking a Blow to the Big City

Don't Get my Goat

The Principal Regrets

Justifiable Causes

Chapter 18 - Only Time Will Tell

Eccentric Fileo Plans

The Regular Graybeard Jokes

Fixed For Now

Everyone Has An Interpretation

Stand Back, I'm First


Nicstone’s Quest

By: Longe Grace
Completed: February 27, 2008
Dallas County, TX.

This is a Science Fiction Novel written at home by the Author under this pen name.

18 Chapters; 68 Sub-sections

English styled

Young Adult / Some Mature Content

The Author takes no responsibility for the use or misuse of the content herein, nor is there any expressed consent for usage of the content of this Science Fiction Novel without proper clearance from the actual Author. Since the material can be misconstrued and wrongly applied, any act to do so will result in criminal charges within the Jurisdiction where such an act is or was committed, subject to the terms and conditions of the Author and The Delegated Publisher.
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