Monday, December 04, 2006

BUY THOSE LOTTERY TICKETS AFTER YOUR TRIP

When you are strapped for cash and all you have is a jet with those fancy new turbines everyone has been talking about, buy those lottery tickets after your trip. Need a payday advance. Get your newspaper out fill up the jet and find you a nine to five until all of a sudden, whammy, you hit the twenty eight million dollar jackpot. What's that in Euros? It won't matter when you are at the venetian hideaway you'll buy with your winnings. Remember, one trip around the world going fast enough, and gas 'er up for that jet takes fifty to eighty days to trip you back in time to claim your prize. It only costs about one hundred and fifty dollars to fill 'er up. You can have your caviar dreams and still make the buffet when you get back home.

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