Monday, December 04, 2006

DON'T FORGET THE ANTACID - better double-dose it

"WHAT IS THE CURE FOR CANCER?"

Well, don't get your posse in a bind, you need that antacid for your behind. Calcium supplements can really be good for you when you are experiencing some pain, but can it cure cancer? Taken alone all it will give you are constipation pellets, but if you are really serious about ingesting large amounts of acids, counteracting with an antacid might be the best way to go. You have to reduce your size down to fit in your orbiting pod, so you'll want the best pH your body can handle. They'll say,"....but Mom and Dad never took antacid........why do you think I should?" Well I can't take the place of your parents, but I will tell you this; when those debt collectors come in to break you they will have a big surprise when you are the one doing the breakin'. Plus, when you plan on living another one hundred and sixty to two hundred more years, the health of your bones might be important to you.

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