EVERYONE AN "Ass KICKER" TOO:
What to do when you have been chopping wood all summer for that nestle in the homestead? Have you ever cooked your meal right before you sleep for a few weeks. I know, there are dissenters and everyone has jobs, and not everyone can just leave it all and curl up with a recent legal manual. For example: You eat your meal usually but have you ever decided to breathe your meal. That's right, it's not a typo, I said breathe your meal. Have you ever had a gourmet fire. There are some who do not believe it but yes, you can breathe your meal too. Some people will say, "but Broooo, how do you keep your good looks and with no wrinkles too?" It's not hard to turn that nasty old tar buildup from that last carton of cigarettes into B vitamins, but with a gourmet fire you can do that and much, much, more. Don't fret about having withdrawals from nicotinic acid either. You don't need that baked potato and steak dinner when your feasting on a big whiff of that batter dipped, whoof of smoke you make in your fireplace with that wood from the store. "I'll take some of that bread flour please, and give me a big container of canola oil to boot!!!!!" We all have some difficulties attempting to help our usual aging semi-mortal bodies. *We are not just sitting there with sub-zero cold temperatures outside for naught. I like to add a little grass to start it up with, seasoned with a few pages of that junk mail. It takes about three good sized logs and about five aluminum cans for a nice coating of sure fire 'smoke it up' for your tan colored interior painting job you haven't done yet. You will be sleepin' like a baby for at least a week if you just put a baked potato in the oven and then let 'er go. You friends will say, "what a nice complexion you have after that big sleep!" Trust me, there isn't a care in the world when you have taken off about 10 years of your looks. Believe me, the more you smoke tobacco the more you find these things out. I wouldn't advise it for just anybody though, because you better have a healthy body first. Don't eat the ashes either, just sprinkle some next to the most active person in your neighborhood, wash it down, an watch their lethargic body try to outdo you in the next shopping spree. You'll get a big laugh out of it, that's for sure.
*Please use nitrous oxide wisely. Make sure there is at least two feet of snow outside before attempting this.
What to do when you have been chopping wood all summer for that nestle in the homestead? Have you ever cooked your meal right before you sleep for a few weeks. I know, there are dissenters and everyone has jobs, and not everyone can just leave it all and curl up with a recent legal manual. For example: You eat your meal usually but have you ever decided to breathe your meal. That's right, it's not a typo, I said breathe your meal. Have you ever had a gourmet fire. There are some who do not believe it but yes, you can breathe your meal too. Some people will say, "but Broooo, how do you keep your good looks and with no wrinkles too?" It's not hard to turn that nasty old tar buildup from that last carton of cigarettes into B vitamins, but with a gourmet fire you can do that and much, much, more. Don't fret about having withdrawals from nicotinic acid either. You don't need that baked potato and steak dinner when your feasting on a big whiff of that batter dipped, whoof of smoke you make in your fireplace with that wood from the store. "I'll take some of that bread flour please, and give me a big container of canola oil to boot!!!!!" We all have some difficulties attempting to help our usual aging semi-mortal bodies. *We are not just sitting there with sub-zero cold temperatures outside for naught. I like to add a little grass to start it up with, seasoned with a few pages of that junk mail. It takes about three good sized logs and about five aluminum cans for a nice coating of sure fire 'smoke it up' for your tan colored interior painting job you haven't done yet. You will be sleepin' like a baby for at least a week if you just put a baked potato in the oven and then let 'er go. You friends will say, "what a nice complexion you have after that big sleep!" Trust me, there isn't a care in the world when you have taken off about 10 years of your looks. Believe me, the more you smoke tobacco the more you find these things out. I wouldn't advise it for just anybody though, because you better have a healthy body first. Don't eat the ashes either, just sprinkle some next to the most active person in your neighborhood, wash it down, an watch their lethargic body try to outdo you in the next shopping spree. You'll get a big laugh out of it, that's for sure.
*Please use nitrous oxide wisely. Make sure there is at least two feet of snow outside before attempting this.
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