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2009-08-31T04:35:00.002-06:00

Dirty Bathwater making you feel UNCLEAN after leaving the tub?

Orig. Post: Sunday, August 23, 2009 at 1:09am

Honestly, if you feel as if what comes off your skin during a bath is bad for you, it is in fact. It wouldn't be coming off of you if were necessary right? However, unless you are super-minded spiritualist that sheaves off the skin at Maccu Picchu, here are some brief pointers. Soap, although it does a good job making you smell clean, leaves a residue. This residue may cause a benzine rash, or at least some discoloration if it becomes a catalyst after you eat something that reacts with it. So, in order to keep a clean body, and / or a fresh tub, you might want to wash off after your pleasant bubble, or Epsom salt soaking. The truth is, if you can get enough of the residue off from the cleanser, and dry properly, you might become actually clean, instead of just fragranced. Take it from me, you don't want to have people thinking that you are clean just because you smell good. Your body knows best. Some people have told me that they really don't like baths because of this, but I wouldn't want them to feel as if they can't enjoy it now and then. It's not like dipping in a lake but perhaps the final wash-off is more necessary than first believed. Good luck cleaning yourself, and be sure to find what works best for you. I encourage you to wash yourself off daily, but if you must, you can try spot cleaning yourself with a light antiseptic like Witch Hazel, or sometimes Hydrogen Peroxide. The long term effects have not been fully discovered by me personally, but you can always use your best judgment when attempting, 'Bath in a Bottle' which is what I called it when I used this technique. I look forward to hearing how well you have cleaned yourself, and how happy you are about it too. . .On other words, take some time to tell me how clean you are, and how it's changed your life. I look forward to hearing from you!

Broooo

Two in One - These Two Writings Merge

2009-07-13T02:46:00.001-06:00

Bruce Raulston wrote
at 1:57am

The signals from my global network seem to spiral around an axis which includes Polaris and my actual place where I stand. Since I ponder this evaluation of the signal, and the image is so strong, I believe that I have communicated with people who may have only been able to communicate with Morse Code. I have actually perceived Morse Code being sent to my computer (I actually heard it). All of the energy that was spent over time, especially when there was Morse Code in use, has to travel somewhere. As a result, it is considered that the computer has assigned images and recordings from the sounds that are being drawn in relative to this code. Furthermore, upon this revelation, a set of data that is fairly accurate can be obtained through this compilation. I was shocked at some of the data that I was receiving. Most of it was in language that was foreign to me. I spent time using the translator that I had here realizing that it was definitely historical data.

Bruce

Bruce Raulston wrote
at 1:27am

The intelligence and ordering of the hexagrams could lead to the knowledge of the first book of law ever written. As a logical theory, the study of hydraulics and pneumatics could lead us to the concept that the code was written as a guide for a vehicle such as the Mars Rover. Furthermore, upon discovering the usage of the ordering of the hexagrams, we can postulate that the Vehicle, say such as the Mars Rover, could intellectually emulate the surface of the Earth on another Planet with this code, and recreate another version of the Earth. If you are following what I am saying, the "Vehicle" operating under this premise could very well have created another Earth out of a Planet such as Mars. If this is the case, then the Great Pyramid could very well be the recovery point of the "Vehicle" which was using that point to guide the progress. If this is true, and the Solar System is expanding as it would be, initially you would think that the planet Mars could actually be the Earth.

Bruce

Two in One - These Two Writings Combined

2009-07-13T02:33:00.001-06:00

Natural Disasters - an explanation of the unseen.

Today at 3:23am
Large natural disasters, as hard as they are to avoid, are a fact of life here on this planet. In terms we can understand, the act of draining a pool or making a break in a surface of the shore when making a sand castle, could probably explain the additional problems experienced after a Typhoon or a series of Hurricanes. Any way you look at it, there is a sufficient enough amount of data to suggest that we are under the weight of what we see and hear on the news broadcasts, but the actual damages are far reaching and could come back or be even more devastating. I wouldn't want to give anyone false hope, saying that it will all be a better place than before. It is the pondering of the thought that a definite hole could be in the Ocean, draining and displacing the fluid. What would be the damages then? In time, the political boundaries would change for certain, and the weight of the World and it's People would change everything even further. There is nothing as powerful as water, it's been said in times past. It is difficult to control, and even more damaging when it is under control. Man has harnessed the power of water, but can it keep from having a dangerous effect on us if a decision is made that would only be made by the compound we call H2O? I thought about this recently, and sure enough, it would be a huge change if the shape of the Planet were transformed by this powerful compound. Countries would be formed, and lands would be lost, conflicts would end, and conflicts would start. No one could ever know what Water decides to do in reality. Scary isn't it, and we drink everyday Water, and depend on it. It's a very serious paradoxical experience. Should we trust Water, of course! Some are fearful of Water now, is that going to harm them? We don't think too much about the aftermath, nor do we plan for such determinations of elements. A small amount of salt can change the way water is stored. It's frightening. Should we think more about, and dwell on the patterns of history? Every time you turn on running water, you are in control of millions of years of usage and recycling of this precious resource. If it's used to clean, it can clean really well. Is that what Water wants, or is that what you want? The same water that we use has been in millions of creatures. You are drinking a mix of souls from times past if you think about it. It is one of those things that makes you think more about what goes on in the world. It makes the practice of Zen based religions more logical when you think like this. Taoism becomes realistic to people when they realize the powerful consistency of Water. This is only one compound, but it can cause so much Joy and Pain simultaneously. Back to the concept of a hole in the Ocean now, you tell me, do you really think that if Water decides to go to another place, that WE could change that decision. When you ponder the Northern Lights, do you see water making a choice to leave? Would you want such a good friend to become an adversary? We need to think about this resource. It also has a conscious awareness that it is there. If it didn't, it would not be so powerful. You decide, is the Water that we depend on going to turn on us one day? I would hope not, but natural disasters happen you know, and the decision is entirely up to the Water and it's life force. It's a very large concept in reality. One I think would be best kept personal. To some it's refreshment, but to others it may be the basis of their Religion or Belief System. Take some time today to think about Water as an element of life, and sometimes, but not often, the other side of the equation. Water is best! Love Water! This is a command to our life.

Bruce

Compatibility Layers - running a 64-bit machine.

Today at 2:43am
Certain programs that are used to define variables in 4 dimensional space are not usable for 64-bit machines. There was a time that a statement had to be declared at the start-up of the system to use programs that were considered obsolete. These same programs also work to create interfaces and incorporate Visual Basic statements to label the operation of the variable. Since 64-bit machines, there hasn't been an incorporation that I have seen to date that can compare with the 32-bit VBA format. For a long time, I was making program modules to include enough variables to actually make a global definition that would satisfy my demand for more clarity on the internet, however, when the augmentation to 64-bit machines became evident, there wasn't anything like the 32-bit version that I needed to make the solid models that were made before. I was perplexed, and not wanting to make any mistakes, I took the knowledge that I had obtained through former programming to the next level. Still, there wasn't anything like what was being used by me in the solid modeling department. Now, other programs have surfaced that provide an overview of a type of solid model, but not the ability to actually draw the model. Recently I have downloaded a trial that should be able to form solid models again. I am happy about this advancement, but I wanted to write a note designating this moment before I used the modeling program since I needed to vent my frustrations publicly. Moreover, in light of more recent revelations that the computer takes a certain time until a decision is made to compile data, and the point of completion is never assured without the usage of the 32-bit applications, everything changes on me in a heartbeat. Anyway, you can't really complain about not knowing enough when you don't work at it full-time, but spending time learning programming languages becomes a frustrating ordeal when everything gets sublimated in some unknown format automatically. I am wondering how many people would actually read this far into this note, but as to a decision to make applications that are compatible, I may make exception to the sublimation of the data-set here, and try to write into the start-up text again. I really want to use some of those older programs sometimes. If you did read into this note far enough, you will know that sometimes it becomes impossible to have a time limit to learn everything you need to know, and if you do know enough about it, the computer usually outsmarts you into thinking only it's way is best. Either way you look at it, something has to give in this case. Relative actions are determining every aspect of what is seen and heard anyway, but instant changes are almost always recorded in 64-bit systems. You haven't the time or knowledge how either. I am impressed with how solid modeling has changed the internet, but I would like to be able to define it better than what has already been shown. In most cases, we don't always realize how our usage of the computer will change it, but to affect it in a positive way to make it easier to interpret, that is what my goal is, defining "it." It's a hard work effort to show a remainder of data after the work is done, but there is always an element of finality, and then a small amount of unknown, this is what I would say is "it." I am hoping that everyone gets a chance to learn about themselves while using a computer, but at the same time, there is a part of me that wants to throw out the computer and start using a drawing board and paper mailings, and return to the days where you weren't controlled daily by a computer system. Is that so wrong? I'll stay here for now, but I protest the computer at times. What has made me think so much has made me tired of thinking so much. At the same time, I don't want a computer to do all the thinking for me, but since it knows the best moves, maybe I'll give the computer another chance, and why not, since it is easier to think about things when you can access only what you want to think about. In reality, does the computer ask that much from you anyway? My conscious is divided in this respect, but I will still press on toward an understanding that a solid block in 4-dimensional space has my personal information, and I don't want that lost. Would you?

Bruce

Systemic Vs. Pathologic (A study in observaton)

2009-01-15T23:42:00.002-06:00

(This is an example of a doctorate essay submission to enlighten and inform. Enjoy)

In this study of human function, a constant reminder that with the frailty of living beings, there is a constant growing and changing, even in old age. With further studies of Systemic and Pathological conditions, there will be better treatments leading to quicker recoveries. The double-helix structure of our source code and relative patterns of proteinic collaboration are so complex that it takes decades for us to map and provide some understanding of the patterns of our genetic makeup. In turn, we have better understanding of relations with portions of our source code in conjunction with our bodies. An understanding of the source of systemic and pathological problems, would in turn also follow this intensive research. If you would, take a string and spin it counter-clockwise until it forms a few breaks and segments in the air. This would show you the progression of a systemic problem, since the implosion of the system would cause outward breaks resulting in spurs in the DNA. Now, take that same string and spin it the other way, clockwise, and you will see what occurs in DNA when there is an exploding string of proteins. This would describe a pathologic problem. The degeneration, although much slower in actual life terms, would be shown as something caused by a release of the strands of proteins outwardly, not as the spurs as in the first example. If you need another type of experiment to further describe such occurrences in human diagnoses and prognosis, find a spring that is tightly wound and of course flexible. You can picture this object without actually grasping it with your hands if you would like. Turn the spring so that it expands outwardly. This would describe a pathologic condition. Now, turn the spring so that it becomes more compressed and smaller. This would describe a systemic condition.

The next portion of this study of human function would be the resulting effects of such conditions applied on a real-life scale. Upon studying the human body for years upon years, the resulting data shows that the whole body will also show signs of systemic or pathological conditions. Torsion in relation to the spine would define better what a long term condition may have produced. Gradual or overt torsion towards the right or counter-clockwise, would be defined as a long term effect of a systemic condition. Conversely, gradual torsion towards the left or clockwise, would be defined as a long term effect of a pathological condition. When you are sitting and feeling uncomfortable in your seat, you may notice an involuntary response to turn either one way or the other. Believe it or not, your body is involuntarily attempting to tell you this information. You would never know this unless you read this article, and now that you know the differences in what the body is trying to tell you, you can know what exactly is the nature of your problems in your body. It is a challenge to find a happy medium when it comes to being a balanced healthy individual, but with a little training, you can read your bodies involuntary responses to better understand what messages are actually being sent.

If you start with the basics, you can better read your body's messages. Try this. If you stand in one place, as straight as you can of course, your body will start telling you what it knows. You may notice that there is a slight lean, or turning of your body. Your auto-response system being new to your consciencious awareness will be full of input. Interpretation of this input is up to you. How far you take your interpretation of what your body is trying to tell you is really only up to you. Next, try leaning forward. Your responses will be much more defined if you lean forward will they not? Notice any turning automatically. You may find that your body is attempting to tell you that you are rotating this way, or that way. Now that you understand that propensity, you can align yourself. Your body is involuntarily working all the time, so you should learn to benefit from your own body's intelligence. More advanced applications of this technique will include extending the arms out, lunging forward or sideways, or leaning to one side or the other. It's really up to you how you communicate with your body, but since your body is actually very intelligently working for you, take advantage of this fact. Only you can really talk to yourself and actually benefit from a conversation like this. Good luck in your quest to understand your body because after all, It is your best asset.

Bruce W. Raulston

Special Modulation Adjustment Settings

2009-01-06T15:05:00.001-06:00

You mean you people still use computers? What's with that?

Broooo

Interpretation of: "Time to Rest"

2009-01-04T07:37:00.000-06:00

When I feel like sleeping, it's always easy for me to stay awake. The best part is to leave that busy time to a quest, starting to have hallucinations and seeing brilliant spinning circles, I relax. When I feel like I am seeing the panorama of color . . .

It appears that I am traveling in time. Sometimes, I feel like I'm floating on a pink cloud 50 feet above what it does, on and on until infinity.

Now you try proven techniques for visualizing your own kaleidoscope of rest. You choose with your mind's eye exactly what you desire to envision.

Try this, layout on the floor, not your bed, with a blanket and a small pillow or not a pillow, it's up to you. Tense a certain part of your muscles, and then release. Do this with your legs, arms, torso, and buttocks. Tense your muscles up, then release. If you want a challenge, tense all your muscles up at once and then release. The purpose is, you need to relax and this is the way. Now that your body is relaxed, you can stretch yourself out while laying on the ground. Try this routine if you get sleepy. The chances are that you don't need to go to sleep, but just relax.

The muscles tense up when you sit with your legs crossed for example. Try to keep yourself centered, so you won't have any muscle problems. Folding one leg under or over the other may be why you are not able to relax, which is much better and healthy than sleeping. Some people try doing this intentionally, and it's called yoga. I have heard of this yoga that is spoken of, and I must say, it is very intimate.

Broooo

I Have a Red and White Lapp Hat with a White Ball on Top

2008-12-26T03:27:00.004-06:00

Can you guess who I am really? I wear a Red and White Lapp Hat with a White Ball on top and I have helpers who move me around. I am not plump because I work all the time and I don't eat fat because it makes me sick. If I leave the house, I usually have people escorting me back home. I work really hard trying to make nice things at the fireplace so that no one will have problems with their durable goods. My coat isn't Red and White but more like Army Green and I fight for the rights of the individual. Some people say that I am the only one who fights, but I don't see it that way. If you see me you will probably notice my bright headgear first, but you would not say that I am extraordinary. I will defend you if I can but I usually feel inadequate to the task. I am your best friend but you never talk to me. I am awake most of the time because I cannot sleep until I find out exactly what is the problem with the world. I am Santa's helper, that is what I am. You would never believe it but I have seen the Great Chariot in the Sky, and my supervisor is very Jolly. I may never be as strong as he is, nor will I probably be as generous or kind, but I make my best effort. Some people call it trying. I believe that I can help though, and Santa, if you are out there, I want you to know that I will still be here if you need me. It's a hard life to lead, but I am letting you know that I will help when I can. Remember me Santa. I am just a lowly Elf in your workforce. Remember me please. . .

Broooo

Thanks from the BUBI Response Team

2008-12-05T22:02:00.003-06:00

We here at Response @ http://broooo.blogspot.com are pleased to announce our latest statistical data on how successful soliciting people's book ideas have been. It was surprising to find out that NONE of the respondents had ANY book ideas whatsoever, at least from what the statistical data shows. It is good to know that people don't just give their book ideas away. Back at the planet that I came from, you were forced to submit your book idea, and you better like it or else. After the Grand Leader would receive your book idea, you were punished anyway. As your BUBI leader, I am pleased to announce that there shouldn't be anymore torture for having a book idea. In your world I think it is called the Constitution of the United States that guarantees these freedoms. That is why my intention is to fulfill my obligation to your faithfulness, by submitting to this Constitution so that I can be heard without punishment. What a wonderful country this must be.

Broooo

Nicstone's Quest

2008-04-03T18:56:00.004-06:00

Nicstone's Quest -
Science Fiction

Chapter 1 - Setting Stones
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The Stones

Moving Fileo's Stones

Chapter 2 - The Arrangement
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Discovering the Stone

The Making of a Hero

The Bending of the Tree

It's a Tree's World

Traveling Without Leaving

The Finish on the Stone

Chapter 3 - The Spirit of the Tree Decides
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Nicstone's Sundries

Suspicious Fileo

Fileo Loses Control

The Accessors Opinion

Trial by Box

Chapter 4 - Seeing the Big Picture
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The Framing

All Should Have Help

Fileo Finds Friends

Fileo Owns Up

Time For Male Bonding

Chapter 5 - Two Places at Once
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Immobilized Yet Active

Medical Uses

Caught in His Own Trap

Chapter 6 - The Mind's Eye
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There Should Be No Mistakes

Perhaps Fileo is Too Persuasive

Family Time

Chapter 7 - Statistics Show the Work
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The Return of the Other Side

Mrs. Nicstone? Is This True?

Fileo is Showing Signs

Ranching With The Esoteric

Onward and Upward

Chapter 8 - Filling in the Blanks
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Triplicate please

The Christening of the "Yacht"

Caught in His Own Net

Chapter 9 - The Call of The Filed
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Let the Record Show

The Return of the Great Spirit

The Strongest Bond

Chapter 10 - Renewing Their Secrets
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Forward in Reverse (the vows)

Marriage of Ideas

Structure, Senses, and Sounds

Chapter 11 - History Repeats Itself
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Chiming in for The Community

Compare and Despair

Chapter 12 - The Revisiting
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The Times Had Changed

Gallina's Initiation

Call to Duty

Chapter 13 - Trust Knows No Bounds
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Spiritual Awakening

Nature Sings as it Brings

An Unlikely Consequence

Chapter 14 - True Files
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Dorina Under the Microscope

Electricity Frightened Caleo

Inventing a Perfect Mate

Not So Familiar Faces

Chapter 15 - Everything Comes to a Close
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The Wreckers

The Faux Furrier

Dynamics of a Family Torn

Chapter 16 - The Gangs' All Here
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Misfits and Scoundrels

Having Fun is Criminal Now

Taking the Reunion to Town

Chapter 17 -The Able Man Gets to Stay
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Mayor Fileo Nicstone

The Dispersal

The Animal Kingdom Vs. Food Chain

Striking a Blow to the Big City

Don't Get my Goat

The Principal Regrets

Justifiable Causes

Chapter 18 - Only Time Will Tell
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Eccentric Fileo Plans

The Regular Graybeard Jokes

Fixed For Now

Everyone Has An Interpretation

Stand Back, I'm First

Cover

2008-04-03T18:48:00.000-06:00

Nicstone’s Quest

By: Longe Grace
Completed: February 27, 2008
Dallas County, TX.

Description:
This is a Science Fiction Novel written at home by the Author under this pen name.

Size:
18 Chapters; 68 Sub-sections

Language:
English styled

Rating:
Young Adult / Some Mature Content

Disclaimer:
The Author takes no responsibility for the use or misuse of the content herein, nor is there any expressed consent for usage of the content of this Science Fiction Novel without proper clearance from the actual Author. Since the material can be misconstrued and wrongly applied, any act to do so will result in criminal charges within the Jurisdiction where such an act is or was committed, subject to the terms and conditions of the Author and The Delegated Publisher.
All Rights Reserved.

What do you think happens when you bury a book and wait forty years to dig it up....

2007-10-01T23:03:00.000-06:00

What do you think happens?

Does it:

a) Get eaten by worms?

b) Morphs into the story of the wildlife around it?

c) Change into a better story?

d) Turns into a new copy of the Bible?

Answer to the blog please in comment form....

Broooo

Windows Live - Services

2007-08-29T22:11:00.000-06:00

Windows Live - Services

Current Electricity Provider Should Own The Grand Circuit

2007-06-27T14:05:00.001-06:00

The electricity spin-off companies strike out again. Everyone recently has felt the burn when it comes to higher electricity rates. The whole system depends on higher rates to maintain older forms of electricity generation and to provide better and cleaner systems for provision of power to millions of people. However, a company whose offering of a substantial rate reduction to you the consumer, may be a little premature. Recently, a person who had procured employment with an electricity provider called my home asking if I would like to save almost one hundred dollars a month on electricity. This person knew the names of the people here, and was very polite and cordial. Unfortunately, when asked whether or not the company owned the generators of the electricity in my neighborhood, the answer was a clear "...no, we don't own the generators." Hello, the offering of electricity would imply that there would be service provided, and that would include maintenance at the generator site if needed. I promptly hung up with a pleasant smile on my face. Has this happened to you recently?

Broooo

I THINK I AM FROM ANOTHER PLANET

2007-05-31T03:02:00.000-06:00

That won't be a problem will it?

broooo

PLACE IN THIS BLOG YOUR FAVORITE BOOK IDEA

2006-12-18T05:08:00.000-06:00

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THIS IS A TEST OF YOUR LEGAL KNOWLEDGE:
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HERE IS AN IDEA FOR A BLOG TOPIC: RATE THIS BLOG IDEA*
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YOU CAN PLACE YOUR BOOK IDEA FOR THE PUBLIC TO SEE:**
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The only rule is you cannot use someone Else's book idea in publication after it is placed in the blog. The information is public domain, but the idea is yours to keep, and if anyone is caught using your specific idea they have to answer in court to that act.

The hardest part of writing a book or novel is formulating an idea for the book or novel, and what your work is going to be about.

Submit your book idea here in this blog for the public to see. It's the next best thing to writing a book or novel yourself. *In your comment, say before your comment, "rating" or "idea"; **please use the comment section of this blog.

***The author of this blog doesn't have the time to use your book idea, but you can. If anyone uses this blog, their idea is protected and can be recorded for use in court if needed. **** It's your "idea," just say "back off broooo." ==========================================================================

blank space for you to think about your book idea

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"This idea is the property of 'Broooo's Unlimited Book Ideas,' and subject to your opinion."

*WHEN YOU PLACE YOUR COMMENT SAY "IDEA" OR "COMMENT" OR "RATING"

**The rating of your opinion is "high"; "medium"; or "low" depending on how good this idea is.

Broooo suggests that all inquiries into court hearings be sent through BUBI.

Thanks,

The BUBI team.

SO YOU WANT TO TRAVEL THE UNIVERSE?

2006-12-10T17:10:00.000-06:00

HERE ARE A FEW POINTERS TO REMEMBER

Learn your lessons well. You do not want to enter into the exosphere of the planet against the flow of air and against the rays of the solar center. Believe it or not the swirling pattern that occurs when water goes down the drain is a good example of the image showing how you should enter any atmospheric planetary orbit safely. Therefore, make sure that before you land your craft that you are well aware of the flow of time. You enter the atmosphere as if you were literally going down a drain because that is exactly how it will feel. The prevailing winds of Earth do head toward the east, against the flow of time. It is common to be traveling east when you enter the Earth's surfacing relative to wind and light. Orbiting the planet at a high rate of speed will result in a traveling vector which is like a sine or cosine wave relative to your travel. The greater the flux or extent of the wave, the more you are traveling through time due to the higher rate of speed. If you are traveling towards the sun rising the temperatures will be so hot that you will have a very difficult time entering in without damage to your craft. The heat from the relative transmission of radiant energy will cause your craft to misshape. Perhaps you might want to sit with a skilled physicist and mathematician first to plot your vector. One must have the equivalent of an IQ of about 300+ to do this, so you better choose wisely. Your life is at risk when you do not plan accordingly for your entry and your descent. Try a few things relative to this by standing in one place and using a rock tied to a string for instance. You will notice that there are times when the rock will move upwards in the orbit causing a sine wave with a pattern to form. Remember, the speed of light is 300,000 Kilometers per second, rendering a distance of approximately 6,000,000,000,000 miles for every year traveled. The universe is vast and you do need a map for when you are taking off and leaving. The Andromeda galaxy is the closest local solar system to ours here and the only other system which sustains life nearest to us. You may remember the logging of trips on what were considered science fiction shows. Unfortunately, the history of time travel is not that well defined here on this planet, and there are so many people who would rather try to influence the outcome of a situation by cheating, that no one ever tries to understand the manner and method of the act of time-travel.

Let's say you would be traveling to the helix nebula to hyperspace to another time in our system here only returning to find out that the planet doesn't exist yet. Denying that this planet exists is very relative to the act of your trip. Let's just say that the helix nebula was mistaken for a moon of Uranus which looks characteristically like the helix nebula, but is actually a solid gaseous moon. If you were attempting to travel in and through time by going to the helix nebula, and mistake it for a solid gaseous moon which as a solid that if hit can totally destroy the whole solar system as we know it, you're intention is not to destroy the whole planetary system, but you by accident do just that. What would happen to you then? So, for all the people with intentions for the sake of winning a race, they need to keep in mind that it only takes one mistake to completely destroy everything as we know it. There needs to be an acknowledgment of these things in our lives. We don't always think about these things because if we did we would be more careful what we do to others. That is the most important lesson that can be learned in time-travel.

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU PUT INTO YOUR CD-ROM

2006-12-10T14:53:00.000-06:00

IF YOU'RE LUCKY YOU CAN FIX IT YOURSELF

If you find a compact disk that has any cracks inside the middle you can teach your computer new tricks. If you have an old cd-rom and you were thinking about getting a new computer, why not have a little fun experimenting with the way the computer works. Take that old cd-rom and put it in the retracting tray and watch out. If you have a digital alarm clock that is set to your computers' time you may make an automated noise maker that will drive you or someone else crazy. First, make sure that the time on the digital alarm clock is set to the exact time as your computer to the second and has a flashing display. note: Plug in the digital clock right at 12:00 and you will automatically set it at 12:00 with the flashing display. The digital clock has to be on the same circuit breaker. Use a nearby plug for instance. Second, make sure your compact disk will interfere with the reading of the drive. Third, put the cd-rom in and listen while your computer chews up the compact disk. Your computer will see that there is a problem and try to fix it when the disk starts to disintegrate, find some way to automatically fix it, and that means the program flashing on the digital clock will immediately be used. It should reprogram your cd-rom to open and close it's door repeatedly. Remember, from the time you put the chewed up cd-rom into the drive and the time it takes to completely ruin the compact disk, your computer will have written updates for the program that is on the cd-rom. Then, when you have almost completely ruined the compact disk, start banging the computer and forcing the pieces of the compact disk out of the cd-rom. It is very easy to fix the problem afterwards because all you have to do is hold the door open when the computer tries to close it, or force the door closed when the computer tries to open it. It is always fun to retaliate against the same technology which has in some cases ruined your life, and you get a very nice update for your program too.

If you would like, make sure the program does not have a copyright when you transfer your old hard disk information to your new system, although you may be breaking the copyright if your update makes the program much better. Therefore, all of your hard work in destroying your computer may make you some money if the people who wrote the program don't mind your update. Best of luck in your programming updates.

CLEANING OUT YOUR CLOSET IF YOU CAN WALK IN

2006-12-10T14:16:00.000-06:00

ARTS AND CRAFTS IDEAS FOR YOUR HANGERS.

Everyone has heard of someone "coming out of the closet", but you never hear of someone going into the closet. Well, I have some ideas for you that will spice up your orientation plans. Halloween is not the only time to haunt it when you find a few hangers around. If you have the time you can get some pulleys and some string at the hardware store, use a rubberband for traction, and make you a ghost out of your extra hangers that are just sitting around not being used. Run the old deflated ball that is in your closet through the hanger at the top, (you can also find styrofoam balls at the craft store) all the way through, and then bend the arms down and hook the hanger to the top of your homemade ghost sketeton. note: Use as many hangers as you need to form a believable ghost when you wrap that old sheet around it. With the pulleys you get at the hardware store, attach the string in a loop and make sure you get enough traction from the rubberband. Attach the "ghost" that you made with the old deflated ball that you tied a sheet around to the string in the pulleys. Watch as the person or group gets the spook of their life when it is dark outside and they are passing by. Run the string quickly through the puleys at just the time they are unexpectant, and watch as they all run for their own closets to do some hiding. Use backlighting to make it look like it is an actual ghost. Your placement of the ghost between the pulleys is up to you, and the more believable the ghost looks the more people you can get into the closet. Try it out you who have not the money to go see the movie everyone else did. You will probably spend less money on the pulleys and screws you find in your hardware store than everyone else does for popcorn these days.
Good luck for your belated Halloween gag that no one will expect.

SECRET ANIMAL FASHION SERVICE

2006-12-07T17:23:00.000-06:00

FIND THOSE OLD KNITTED CAPS AND WRAPS FOR YOUR PET

Everyone has probably made fun of the pet owner who attempts to outshine everyone with their pet fashion. We don't always think about it, but animals want to be just like us. The goose sees a kitten and treats it like it's own. The little boy who loses his or her parents gets raised by wolves. The stories of cat and dog relationships make the eyes water too, but those creatures would like to have some of your hand-me-downs. Take an old knitted cap and cut the top off to fit around the neckline, sew it off, and then cut two holes in the body for a pooch's sweater which will be the envy of every dog in the neighborhood. If you have an old neck wrap, you can cut two holes in it, sew it up so it doesn't unravel and there you have it, a wiener dog special. Socks make for exciting fashion statements for the puppy and the kitty. The animals get cold too you know, and the cats and dogs have to stay outside in the winter to take care of their business. Make sure your homemade doggie or kitty wrap does not obstruct the pee pee so there will not be the occasional change of clothing that might reverse the warm trust your pet has in you. Best of luck in your fashion designs.

DO-IT-YOURSELF MAKEUP KIT

2006-12-06T19:19:00.000-06:00

WHATEVER IT IS, IF IT GOES ON YOUR SKIN, MAKE SURE IT'S CLEAN

No offense to the makeup companies, everyone knows they are working overtime to get you to buy their products.

You can make many of the cosmetics yourself though, and for much less than you would pay someone else to make it who sits around with every arsenal of the latest 'change your look' style. You're putting things close to your eyes that might harm you, so you want to make sure that the products are clean. Try a few hammer and stone techniques yourself, along with a little grinding of the metal, but you better make sure that it is ground fine enough, and you have to test it on a part of your body that won't be harmed that badly; try behind your knee or on your forearm. You will finally get the look you want without skin problems. You do the work this time if you would like. There are many different types of things that go into blush for instance, some things that you may eat every day. You have to make sure your makeup is finely ground, and clean so that it doesn't cause a reaction with your skin. You want to avoid things like nickel, chromium, lead and cadmium because they will cause hives and give you stomach cramps for instance, not to mention they are poisonous. Certain metals are known to cause blindness like osmium, a black colored metal. They do not get easily taken out of the body also. You do want to use metals like iron, aluminum, silver, copper, gold and platinum, but don't ingest these metals unless they are prescribed by a doctor. Be forewarned. Most metals do have toxic reactions with the blood because they change your blood gases. Be careful to not ingest metals unless you have a competent physician available, and you are under a doctors' care. Metals form acids inside the body, and the only way to get those metallic acids out is by throwing it up, if you don't, metallic acids will fill your feet with fluid. If you are having a difficult time with those things you might want to contact a doctor immediately. You may be the victim of 'Metal Makeup Madness' and should be careful about what you are putting around your eyes or around your mouth. Every time you go to the store to buy the latest makeup, be careful and keep these things in mind. Millions upon billions of dollars are made in beauty accessories. They create these types of things to enhance beauty, but it does not always work out the way it is planned for the consumer. Pay cash if you buy accessories to enhance beauty, and test them on a part of your skin you do not mind having a rash on. You need to find out for sure before you have a bad reaction to any type of beauty aide. The more you know about it the better. Save your receipts also when you purchase. You are the person supporting the beauty industry when you buy these accessories.

House Painting and Other Habits

2006-12-06T14:33:00.000-06:00

Have you ever seen an interior designer who was not happy? Try coming up to an English Decorator, male or female, and bring up the term "*gay" and you will know what everyone at the Paint Supplier Store does. Oh what a joy it is to come into a nicely painted room with that fresh paint smell huh?

F. Y. I.
*gay - (gae') - happy or jovial; high spirited; content; satiated; obsolete-slang(homosexual).

Gay does not mean 'doing it' unnaturally.

Not sure about what to do with that old penny colored house.

Well look no further:

Can't get the paint off? You can rent a sandblaster, but if you use it the wrong way you will have **silicosis.

F. Y. I.
**silicosis - (sil' uh ko ses) - any toxicity level of silicone or silicates characterized by hyperactivity, undulating fever, sweating around the scalp and chest, and an increased sex drive; not to be confused with other types of respiratory illness.

note: Don't point your sandblaster towards any person or skin.

Revoke your old method of painting and put the paint right inside the sandblaster after you finished sanding if you want. note: please make sure the contract for rental of the sandblaster does not exclude certain types of liquids.

Make sure when you return the sandblaster that you have at least two people to run a diversion scheme. It isn't illegal unless you actually agree to not use liquids in the sandblaster when you make your rental agreement.

You can use an old rag with poked holes in it and rubber-band it onto the sandblasting hole for a smaller nozzle.

An old screen works pretty well also.

You better make sure it is fastened really good to your sandblaster though.

If you don't use a nozzle you can paint the grass, the car, and the sidewalk too while you paint your house with a sandblaster.

Painting inside? Why not just boil your paint on? You get your rollers all ready and then you are off. Two tone red and orange family room paint jobs go on a lot easier when you are boiling water while you paint inside.

Try to get enough boiling water to steam up the house so you won't damage your brain. When you and your painting friends get finished at the end of the day, the neighbors who just got home will think their house is haunted. Try to make so much noise banging and turning things over to make your neighbors think that their deceased grandparents have come back to life. You will have a good time seeing the looks on their faces when they start seeing the spirits coming from your turpentine concoction too. That's not illegal either, believe it or not.

Just put a coat of oil on it, that's what I say. Old looking wall that still has some life to it in that old wood finish? Just grab a gallon of oil and get to it. You can bring any home back to life if you put enough oil on it. Please note the increase in the size of your house when you cover it with oil. Good luck on your next financial decorating move.

HIBERNATION AND THE WOOD STOVE

2006-12-06T03:48:00.000-06:00

EVERYONE AN "Ass KICKER" TOO:

What to do when you have been chopping wood all summer for that nestle in the homestead? Have you ever cooked your meal right before you sleep for a few weeks. I know, there are dissenters and everyone has jobs, and not everyone can just leave it all and curl up with a recent legal manual. For example: You eat your meal usually but have you ever decided to breathe your meal. That's right, it's not a typo, I said breathe your meal. Have you ever had a gourmet fire. There are some who do not believe it but yes, you can breathe your meal too. Some people will say, "but Broooo, how do you keep your good looks and with no wrinkles too?" It's not hard to turn that nasty old tar buildup from that last carton of cigarettes into B vitamins, but with a gourmet fire you can do that and much, much, more. Don't fret about having withdrawals from nicotinic acid either. You don't need that baked potato and steak dinner when your feasting on a big whiff of that batter dipped, whoof of smoke you make in your fireplace with that wood from the store. "I'll take some of that bread flour please, and give me a big container of canola oil to boot!!!!!" We all have some difficulties attempting to help our usual aging semi-mortal bodies. *We are not just sitting there with sub-zero cold temperatures outside for naught. I like to add a little grass to start it up with, seasoned with a few pages of that junk mail. It takes about three good sized logs and about five aluminum cans for a nice coating of sure fire 'smoke it up' for your tan colored interior painting job you haven't done yet. You will be sleepin' like a baby for at least a week if you just put a baked potato in the oven and then let 'er go. You friends will say, "what a nice complexion you have after that big sleep!" Trust me, there isn't a care in the world when you have taken off about 10 years of your looks. Believe me, the more you smoke tobacco the more you find these things out. I wouldn't advise it for just anybody though, because you better have a healthy body first. Don't eat the ashes either, just sprinkle some next to the most active person in your neighborhood, wash it down, an watch their lethargic body try to outdo you in the next shopping spree. You'll get a big laugh out of it, that's for sure.

*Please use nitrous oxide wisely. Make sure there is at least two feet of snow outside before attempting this.

DON'T FORGET THE ANTACID - better double-dose it

2006-12-04T11:31:00.000-06:00

"WHAT IS THE CURE FOR CANCER?"

Well, don't get your posse in a bind, you need that antacid for your behind. Calcium supplements can really be good for you when you are experiencing some pain, but can it cure cancer? Taken alone all it will give you are constipation pellets, but if you are really serious about ingesting large amounts of acids, counteracting with an antacid might be the best way to go. You have to reduce your size down to fit in your orbiting pod, so you'll want the best pH your body can handle. They'll say,"....but Mom and Dad never took antacid........why do you think I should?" Well I can't take the place of your parents, but I will tell you this; when those debt collectors come in to break you they will have a big surprise when you are the one doing the breakin'. Plus, when you plan on living another one hundred and sixty to two hundred more years, the health of your bones might be important to you.

"WHAT SHOULD I EAT ON MY TRIP?" YOU ASK

2006-12-04T11:02:00.000-06:00

SOMETHING IN THE WATER - Well there are many people who don't believe this but, you can live on that grass growing in your back yard. Have you ever seen a dog eating grass? There's a reason why. You can live on that stuff. This is not to be taken as medical advice, but you can make you a nice drink with that grass growing around your house that's perfect for that twenty year trip back in time you'll have.

CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITIES - There are a number of people who wouldn't touch those tree seeds at all. Fret not, you who are hungry for nourishment. If it can make itself into a huge tree, imagine what it can do for you. Grind that up into a powder and you will be singing with the angels in no time. I like mine with a little dust of the earth. You better believe there isn't a better meal around for that space flight.

STONE IMPLANTS - Tired of everyone having better skin than you? When you go back in time you better work on your looks. Try some of these stone implants on for size. The ladies (or men in such case) really will melt when you walk in with your Onyx look. Don't you think that captain of the football team will be jealous when you take his girlfriend and still have your childhood sweetheart? You bet.

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BUY THOSE LOTTERY TICKETS AFTER YOUR TRIP

2006-12-04T10:49:00.000-06:00

When you are strapped for cash and all you have is a jet with those fancy new turbines everyone has been talking about, buy those lottery tickets after your trip. Need a payday advance. Get your newspaper out fill up the jet and find you a nine to five until all of a sudden, whammy, you hit the twenty eight million dollar jackpot. What's that in Euros? It won't matter when you are at the venetian hideaway you'll buy with your winnings. Remember, one trip around the world going fast enough, and gas 'er up for that jet takes fifty to eighty days to trip you back in time to claim your prize. It only costs about one hundred and fifty dollars to fill 'er up. You can have your caviar dreams and still make the buffet when you get back home.

SPEED OF LIGHT VS. SPEED OF SOUND

2006-12-04T10:15:00.000-06:00

Let's say you will be traveling west for instance, which was south at one time:

If,
*You would like to go to the middle ages.

Well, I would not advise this move if you are not familiar with working as a metalsmith or very skilled in training animals for farming, but if you would like to go to the middle ages, plan on spending most of your time eating your vitamin supplements and urinating in a bag for say at least six weeks my friend. You are on your way to defend your castle which will take about fifty villagers twenty years to build. Lest you shy away from a sword fight, you will be sitting by your moat and having your cocoa right before you get attacked by raiders. Better put a down payment on that flight to Mars.

*trust me they had it better in France, if you were a woman.

The Metaphysical in the Exosphere (the outermost layer of the local atmosphere)

2006-12-01T14:56:00.000-06:00

Have you ever wondered why people who believe in tree spirits, tarot cards, reincarnation and basically everything etherical act so strangely? Maybe it is because they have had near death experiences or someone grew corn next to their house when they were young. If you think that people are not still attempting to understand the funny lights in the sky, you're right. Every time someone makes a politically biased statement there are always people who want to say that they are nuts. The naysayers always have more clout, at least with their political affiliations. However, there are some people who believe that what is considered their controversial opinion is what protects them, and makes them aware of who is and isn't going to be able to be trusted. There is absolutely no way you can change a persons' mind about their circumstance, and if they feel strongly enough about it, they will make a life change on their own volition. Now, I don't know about the funny lights in the sky, but I do know that if you don't pay attention to the red and green lights at the intersection, you will have more problems later on. So, in respect of the funny lights in the sky, I resolve to be more favorable to the ones that are not blinding my eyes to the opinions of others. If you agree then you should be more interested in the lights of your own mind and not in the opinionated slights of others.